- Only in LA will you see a Goodwill employee taking your donations while donning Marc Jacobs sunglasses.
- You know you're watching too much Gordon Ramsay when you walk around all day saying, "F*@k me, yeah?"
- A bandeau top is the best invention ever until the elastic gets sleepy and one of your boobs pops out, unattended.
- Whatever you do, don't use baby powder in leu of dry shampoo. Especially on your temples or you'll look like a child actor playing the grandpa in the school play.
- If you see the image of an indian chief (complete with peace pipe and headdress) in the ceiling's stucco during the lay-flay-on-your-back part of your workout class, you're probably not paying enough attention to your workout class.
- Try to get yourself a seat between Miss Universe and one of America's Next Top Models at the nail salon. It's a real confidence boost.
P.S. Picture was taken in Venice on Abbot Kinney...isn't the face cool?